Tuesday the 13th

Today's uplifting email of the day:

Embassy of the United States of America
Madrid, Spain
U.S. Citizen Warden Message
= December 13, 2005 =

The following Warden Message is for maximum dissemination to U.S. Citizens.

SUBJECT: PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT -- WORLDWIDE CAUTION

1. This Public Announcement updates information on the continuing threat of terrorist actions and violence against Americans and interests overseas. This supersedes the Worldwide Caution dated August 2, 2005 and expires on June 12, 2006.
2. The Department of State remains concerned about the continued threat of terrorist attacks, demonstrations and other violent actions against U.S. citizens and interests
overseas. Ongoing events in Iraq have resulted in demonstrations and associated violence in several countries. Americans are reminded that demonstrations and rioting can occur with little or no warning.
3. Current information suggests that al-Qaida and affiliated organizations continue to plan terrorist attacks against U.S. interests in multiple regions, including Europe, Asia, Africa and the Middle East. These attacks may employ a wide variety of tactics to include assassinations, kidnappings, hijackings and bombings.
4. Extremists may elect to use conventional or non-conventional weapons, and target both official and private interests. The hotel bombings in Jordan in early November
illustrate how terrorists exploit vulnerabilities associated with soft targets. Additional examples of such targets include residential areas, business offices, clubs, restaurants, places of worship, schools, public areas and locales where Americans gather in large numbers, including during holidays.
5. In the wake of the July 2005 London bombings and the March 2004 train attacks in Madrid, Americans are reminded of the potential for terrorists to attack public transportation systems. In addition, extremists may also select aviation and maritime services as possible targets.
6. U.S. citizens are strongly encouraged to maintain a high level of vigilance, be aware of local events, and take the appropriate steps to bolster their personal security. For additional information, please refer to "A Safe Trip Abroad" found at http://travel.state.gov.
7. U.S. Government facilities worldwide remain at a heightened state of alert. These facilities may temporarily close or periodically suspend public services to assess their security posture. In those instances, U.S. embassies and consulates will make every effort to provide emergency services to U.S. citizens. Americans abroad are urged to monitor the local news and maintain contact with the nearest U.S. embassy or consulate.
8. As the Department continues to develop information on any potential security threats to U.S. citizens overseas, it shares credible threat information through its Consular
Information Program documents, available on the Internet at http://travel.state.gov. In addition to information on the Internet, travelers may obtain up-to-date information




On that note, I'm off to walk through my residential neighborhood. Then, I'll take the metro to my American university. Then, after taking my exam, I'm going to eat in Burger King. Perhaps to relax we'll throw on our GAP shorts, J.Crew flipflops, a Red Sox jersey, and a John Deere trucker hat (cocked to one side, clearly) to go play football or frisbee in the park. Then, we'll head to one of the movie theaters that plays movies in English. For dinner, some 16 ounce burgers in a Tex Mex restaurant should do the trick. THEN, we're going to get blackout drunk and go walking through the streets of Madrid singing the U.S. National Anthem wearing an American flag do-rag. Then, just for kicks... we'll say we voted for Bush and stand by his every move. Anyone up for a good ole fashion crucifixion?