This is what I do with my college degree....

So it's actually really entertaining to rename Spanish people with variations of their names' English equivalent. Obviously this only applies to a certain group of people... not everyone is a candidate for this renaming process. We've done this for a few of our professors because we were bored... and for some mysterious reason it actually makes you like your professors more. Gives them a certain something. Or maybe it's just because we can blatantly laugh at them. Regardless, here are a few gems... my favorites... the shining stars of the bunch, if you will:

Rafael Castillo = Ralph Castle (he started it all)
Carlos Vela = Chucky Candle (my personal fave)
Alfredo Ramon = Alfy Ra-ra (it's so incredibly fun because he has the sense of humor of a piece of cardboard)



Real mature, Bets. Reeeeeeeeeal mature.