lunchtime boredom

1. Where were you an hour ago?
exactly where i am now. the work day doesn't tend to be very mobile, though i do have wheels on my chair

2. Who will be your next kiss?
my reflection in the mirror... then again, if i'm feeling generous i may share the wealth. i love feigning narcissism

[wheres #3?]

4. Are you wearing socks right now?
yes. white ankle socks with my checkered vans slip-on shoes. i am the epitome of european chic

5. When was the last time you went out of the state?
i think the more appropriate question is actually when was the last time i was IN the state

6. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
yes... german movie with spanish subtitles = fun with languages!

7. What was the last thing you had to drink?
coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

8. What are you wearing right now?
a very exciting jeans & brown shirt combo. the day that i get a job that requires me to actually wear grown-up clothes, i'm going to be screwed

9. What was your last purchase?
cookies... breakfast of champions

10. Last food you ate?
see #9

11. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
miss sarah b

12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
nope... waiting until elaine "shoe fiend" mattern gets here

13. Do you have a pet?
doggies beaux-jangles, lucky & sadie, cat k.c...... & the spirits of dog winston, hamster peanut, fish bob (his name foretold his fate), kitty pumpkin, dog maggie & fish jesus. pets are rad.

14. What's the last sporting event you watched?
alfonso & salva being super-manly and wrestling

15. How much sex have you had in the past week?
gasp! well that's awfully forward of you

16. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
i'd take either a) upon the sandy shores of a caribbean island or b) back in bed. or maybe testing my luck and retail knowledge on The Price is Right. you choose

17. What is the last thing you purchased online?
a "cats that look like hitler" mug for allison. totally worth it.

18. One thing you hate about yourself?
my inability to do the clamshell thing with my tongue. that and maybe excessive laziness and lack of professional ambition... although the latter two don't bother me nearly as much as they should

19. What's your favorite soup?:
progresso chicken noodle all the way. or tomato basil. or cream of broccoli. i want soup.

20. Do you miss anyone?
yes, especially the fam (sniff, sniff)

21. Last play you saw?
well i saw ALL the plays of the first quarter of the superbowl.. do those count?

22. What are your plans for the day?
to change the world... one webpage at a time

23. Ever go to camp?
girl scout camp. but i was an 8 year old insomniac and my best friend started snoring next to me. i couldn't fall asleep, started crying and made my mom come pick me up. laaaaame

25. Were you an honor roll student in school?
of COURSE... those donut breakfasts they gave us after the honor roll "ceremonies(?)" were totally worth not going to physics

26. What do you want to know about the future?
when full meals start coming in pill form, will full exercise regiments come in pill form too?

27. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
negative

28. Where are your best friends located?
an ocean away... but mark comes in 3 weeks!!! :o)

29. Do you have a tan?
i think i've had a tan exactly once in my life. i generally glow under a black light

30. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
shudder... gag... shudder... i'm currently gearing up to care for my first Chia Pet-like plant thingee (it's a piggy from Angel's trip to Singapore), so let's just leave it at that

31. Last person who made you cry?
i cried from laughing too hard the other day... at myself for saying some smug smart-ass comment and then turning around and walking directly into a pole.

32. Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
4 piercings and 1 scar

32. Have you ever drank your soda pop from a straw?
i love straws.

33. How do you like your soda pop?
are we really calling it soda pop? am i wearing a poodle skirt?

34. Do you like hot sauce?
"it tastes like burning" -ralph wiggum

35. Next time you'll take a shower?
tonight, after my hypothetical gym sweat fest

37. What is your mood?
meh (indifferent)

38. Are you someone’s best friend?
i like to think so

39.What do you want for valentine's day?
pshhh...the easter bunny is way cooler than cupid

40. What are you doing right now?
eating a salad and wanting more cookies