Gonzalo, part deux

Good news ladies!! Lucky for all of us females, Gonzalo (http://wapa82.blogspot.com/2005/09/gonzalo.html) is still very much on the market.

Joanne and I, our heads pounding from a lack of caffeine, headed down to Casa Poli (where everybody knows your name) for our coffee. And who was sittin' there at the counter? Gonzalo, in all his taxi-driving, greasy-ponytail, sketchball glory. This time around not only were rides in his taxi (yah, I'm sure that's what he means) offered, but there were marriage proposals involved... and now he's using back-up. He had a wing-man who sat next to us listing off all of Gonzalo's stellar, just STELLAR, qualities. We told him we were both already quite happily married (maybe I should have thrown in with a bun in the oven... you know... guys don't want to marry chicks with "baggage" in the form of a crying, runny nosed brat)... his response? Dont' worry, our marriage can be like an Elizabeth Taylor type deal... it's ok if I want to have like 8 spouses... he doesn't have to be the only one nor the most important. FYI: If I were to have multiple husbands, each one would have, serve, occupy, or at least perform a specific function. Unfortunately for Gonzalo, he doesn't make the cut...I just don't think that he would serve any worthwhile function... nor do I think that he frankly has anything that functions.

Luckily, the Poli waiters are mildly (ok ok.. insanely) in love with us and go into fatherly mode, protecting us from the creepy advances of a certain taxi driver. And from now on, we know to avoid Casa Poli around 5:30pm.