Alfonso: 1... Betsey: 0
Alfonso: (insert string of unintelligible complaints) Ugh it's too hot in Sevilla... it's an inferno! Nobody likes it here... these aren't liveable conditions. Don't you hear those birds? They're making all that noise because it's so %&@$ing hot out here... (etc.)
Betsey: (rolls eyes)
...2 minutes pass...
Betsey: Hear those birds? You know what? They're HAPPY. They're HAPPY birds who LOVE Sevilla... they're SINGING with glee, not complaining because they're hot.
... Silence...
Betsey: Oh... Ok so that's the noise of the crosswalk light... but EVEN so...
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