In a nutshell...

I understand that everyone has gripes about their boss, I really do. However, we are dealing with an extreme case here. Until you actually spend time - albeit just an hour - in our little Internet department, you will never be able to truly grasp what we're dealing with on a daily basis. Whenever I've tried to describe, I've ended up coming to the conclusion that it is impossible to really convey him as a concept. However, a coworker recently managed to do the seemingly impossible by summing things up with just a few words:

"You ask him what time it is and he tells you it's raining outside."