I can't help it... these are strangely addicting to fill out

Survey: 70 Quirks about me:

1. What are your initials?
EMM... although good ole cousin Bill likes to point out that they're also BM. Whatever dude, his are BO.

2. What is your favorite thing to wear?
an eyepatch. yarrr

3. Last thing you ate?
apple

5. I say Shotgun, you say?
nuh uh I already called it

6. last person you hugged?
lucky, lucky person

7. Does anyone you know wanna date you?
well i certainly hope so

8. Has anyone ever bought you flowers?
yes

9. Name something you like physically about yourself.
toss up between my abs of steel and my rockin ass

10. The last place you went out to dinner to?
kebab!

11. Who is your best friend?
mark j guarraia.. 19 years and going

12.Why are you still up?
namely because they might not take it well if i just passed out on the keyboard

13. Who/What made you angry today?
nobody yet... it's just a matter of time though...

14. What was the last injury you've had?
cut on thumb? does that even count?

15. Do you have any tattoos?
aside from the "naughty" scribed on my ass, nope

16. Favorite type of Food?
potatoes (chips, fries, mashed, baked...)

17. Favorite holidays:
thanksgiving... the only holiday dedicated solely to the art of unbuttoning one's pants and eating oneself into a food coma

18. Do you download music:
yes. arrest me

19. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
well if there's an option between dirty socks and clean ones, i'll take the clean ones...

20. Is your hair clean?
pshhh personal hygiene is overrated... but society says i have to shower, so i do

21. Would you date the person who posted this?
haha

22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
i think i would laugh... the "hold it in, hold it in... EXPLODE" kind of laugh

24. Do you like Bush?
in either context of the question, no

25. Do you like to swim?
i don't know if i'd define my water activities as "swim" but i like to bob around... particularly if it involves a giant inflatable alligator or something...

26. Have you ever gone white-water rafting?
scares me

27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
it's spain. it's what old men do

29. Have you met a real redneck?
middlebury, vermont... a town with two bars and fame for being the birthplace of john deere. enough said

30. How is the weather right now?
sunny... it's no match for this fabulous fluorescent lighting though... SIGH

31. What are you listening to right now?
billy joel- downeaster alexa .... NEW ENGLAND REPRESENTTTT

32. What is your current favorite song?
?

33. What was the last movie you watched?
umm... the perfume... or at least the 2/3 of it that i tolerated

34. Do you wear contacts?
20/20 baby!

35. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
work?

36. What are you afraid of?
1. drowning... back seat of a two-door car going off a bridge... does this not bother ANYONE ELSE?
2. birds... i swear those damn pigeons are plotting world domination... i see unbridled wrath in their beady little eyes...

37. How many piercings have you had?
5... we're down to 4 though

38. How many pets do you have?
4

39. What's one thing you've learned this year?
that a spanish term for "camel toe" translates to "deaf mute," because you can read her lips...

40. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
no clue

42. Have you ever fired a gun:
only ones that squirts water

43. Are you missing someone?:
lots of someones

44. Favorite TV show?
arrested development, scrubs, how i met your mother...

45. Do you have an iPod?:
yeah

46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb?
according to those celebrity look-alike photo analyzer thingees, my closest match was lucy liu. fyi, SHE'S CHINESE.

47. Do you have a celeb crush?
of course

48. Who would you like to see right now?
my daaaaaaaaadddyyyyyyy

49. Favorite movie of all time?
little mermaid... OBVI

50. Are you loved?
hope so!

51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't suppose to?
who hasn't?

52. Favorite flower?
daffodil perhaps?

53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn?
butter & salt... if i'm gonna buy popcorn at the movie theater, it had DAMN well promise to give me a heart attack

54. What Magazines are you reading?
i'll spring for an InStyle from time to time... namely when they come with free stuff

55. What's your favorite pair of jeans?
i have 2, and they're from the same place.

56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away recently?
the last was my beloved beta fish, jesus

57. What was the funnest thing you've done in the past 24 hours?
power-walked to work listening to Ace of Base. i know... awesome

58. What's something that really bugs you?
people that can't spell / write; the woman in my office who constantly smokes even though she's 8 months pregnant

59. Do you like Michael Jackson?
his old school music rocks... the fact that he named his son blanket, however, does not

60. What are you wearing right now?
a smirk

61. What's your favorite smell?
just after it rains; the ocean; banana bread in the oven; orange blossoms; fresh cucumber candle from Yankee Candle Company; new tennis balls; fruit markets

62. Favorite baseball team?
red sox!!! who wants to go this summer???

63. Favorite cereal?
lucky charms! i've come a long way since age 6...

65. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep?
3 days in college.... ahhh, holy cross: where your best hasn't been good enough since 1843

66. Last time you went bowling?
when i was home for xmas... wild night in SE CT...

67. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
well when i was a kid i spent years either sleeping inside my closet or underneath my parents' bed...

68. Who was your last phone call?
BERRRRRRRRRRRRNICE

69. Last time you were at work?
now... and now... annnnd now...

70. What's the closest orange object to you?
close call... either orange juice or an Enforex brochure...